Murphy
won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long
holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and traveled
for hours and hours through desert country and oil fields.
Murphy said, "Where are we now?"
The guide said, "We're in the great state of Texas."
"It's a big place," said Murphy.
The guide said, "It's so big, that your County Kerry
would fit into the smallest corner of it."
And Murphy said, "Yes, and wouldn't it do wonders
for it!" |
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Q:
Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month waiting list.
Q: What's long & green & has
a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes
out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare. |
